ELAINA'S NEW RAP

"RAP RAP, read my RAP"

Sittin' withZoey and Lucas in Mrs. Secreto's class,
When I was feelin' in the mood to make another rap.

Poetry is what we're learin', when a thought was occurin',
Some ideas were a stirrin', and then a rap started yearnin'.

Lucas is Kanye East, who is sucha beast,
he's not from West, but he surely is the best.
Zoey is Z-V, kinda like Jay-Z,
haha, just kidding, not REAL-eee.

Lucas's shoes are as green as grass,
So he's tellin' everyone to "kiss my a- BEHIND."
"Grass" sure doesn't rhyme with behind,
The "other" word rhymes, but it's not appropriate at the time.

I've made 5 raps now, so I need a fly name,
so E. Sizzle is my name, and rappin' is my game.
I got my inspiration from that show called MADE,
They made that ginger a rappa by the end of the day.

Nikki Vilasuso and Deanna Weimer wanted to be in my next rap,
I said "Make your own!" I'm sure there's would be WHACK.

My birthday's comin' up on October the 13th,
I can get my permit, hooray for me!

I officaly have more swag then Alijah Martin,
Even though your cool, now who's talkin'. (:

So are school MHS is a big piece of crap,
First a fire then a blackout, what the hecks up with that?
And what about them skippers? Druggies and drinkers?
Don't look up to them, you can do something bigger.

MHS is old, but UHS ain't any better,
Why does it keep raining? I hate this stupid weather.

I feel like a celebrity, people keep coming up to me,
they say they like my raps, even teachers are a fan of me.

Oh just great, I don't have a homecoming date,
But I don't hate, I don't need a mate.

Sittin' in Algebra 2, front row, sucha bore,
The girl behind me keeps getting annoying more and more.
I'm eating Grab 'n' Go, what would I do without it?
It's bagel day! There's no doubt about it.

-E. Sizzle